Dear Ken, Did you know Barbie's knees don't bend? Have fun with that... Sincerely, Bratz ..

RT @alyssa_milano: Empire State Building goes rainbow: http://t.co/2VkfTFr /via @BabyKat7889 <<< AWESOME! YAY @NoH8Campaign @NoH8

Congratulations to NYC for pushing down the first domino regarding Gay Marriage and setting the precedent that other states will follow!

Seems like a LOT of people are already unhappy with the new @Footloose idea. I didn't hear @KennyLoggins title track! NO GOOD! FOOTLOOSE

I can't help but think that a Footloose reboot is gonna SUCK! WTF? Will there be @KennyLoggins songs? Why mess with perfection???

Heard this & Liked it. Real women don't worry about being dimes because real men don't carry change! So TRUE!

Hot Tub Time Machine is some FUNNY stuff! If you could go back 20 years and change your life would you?

How is it that so many "Photographers" are whiny cry baby bitches?

So fucking pissed off at FB. What a STUPID fucking site! Myspace was much better and less restrictive on EVERYTHING!

Real recognizes real. I had to stop and consider how many of my friends were starting to be "unrecognizable".

RT @freakyfact: Women have a vaginal fluid that forms once she's stimulated. If ingested, it can help build your immune system. SayAhhhh

All these people worried about what you eat... Get off your fat lazy ass and it won't matter so much. JustSaying

Contrary to popular belief. I am NOT TOTALLY useless. I can be used as a bad example!

We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them!

Note for today - Guys, if a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one. Don't let her go.

Funny how so many of these "Models" want me to put them on game but very FEW will actually WORK for it! Pathetic actually

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

Goodnight everyone! Remember. Those with their own conservative right wing agenda don't care about your rights or safety! http://ping.fm/UfaX9

If there is a such thing as the Fairy Job Mother, it's fair to establish that she doesn't visit black neighborhoods.

Hmmmm @CrystalHarris and @HughHefner are getting married on the 18th of this month. I need to get my suit to the cleaners... :)

OK now that I'm ALMOST over being sea sick sitting at my desk, I need to start wrangling up some Bikes and Cars for the 6/25 shoot!

How are you gonna tell others they gotta stay in their own lanes when you haven't even gotten near the road yet? STFU

I wonder if I have anyone in the LA area who want's to cover the Red Cross' celebrity event PREPARELA+ 2morrow or Saturday

Just a though. Unless you're a singer/musician don't put autoplay music on your damn website! It's ANNOYING!