Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry Women hoping they will not change. Each is inevitably disappointed.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry Women hoping they will not change. Each is inevitably disappointed.

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The most amazing truth is that - right now - you can decide to believe in yourself -- to decide that you can have what you want, that you've got what it takes, and that you deserve to experience true joy - the kind that accompanies taking initiative to move yourself ahead in noteworthy accomplishment

NYPD, FDNY AND EMS OFFICERS WERE NOT INVITED TO THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY CEREMONY OF 9/11... MAYOR BLOOMBERG CLAIMS THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THEM... 10 YEARS AGO, THEY WEREN'T INVITED, BUT THEY SHOWED UP WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS RUNNING OUT!!! RE-POST IF YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD BE THERE

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a great position to kiss my f*$king ass. How you gonna hate on MY life when you don't have 1

RT @fastlanemag: http://ping.fm/ZeTw0 me and Aisika Mai on set

If I were in a room with hitler, stalin and justin beiber and had 3 bullets I would shoot beiber 3 times

I'm sure @MCHammer can appreciate this http://ping.fm/MGVms

DAMN! How do I not have anyone in LA that I can call on to pick up a package??? GRRR

Cracks me up! Peeps post pics of large sums of cash talking proud that they get $. NASA don't pay in cash honey! Nor do hospitals! Cool that you get paid and all but come on!

Scratch a moralist hard enough, eventually you'll uncover a hypocrite.

It's never polite to lean over to the next table and ask, "Are you finished with that?" Especially to a guy breaking up with his girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce? Nothing, either way someones losing their trailer :D

Sex & the City 2 is on Cinemax! Conclusion is: These are 4 of the stupidest whiney bitches! Sad that some chicks behave like these morons!

WOW! I gotta get my passport renewed. Just got an invitation to go on a media trip to Abu Dhabi, and one to Sydney and I get a +1! WOW

I Asked God 2 protect me from my enemies, and I started losing "friends".

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Ive come the conclusion that people who say "Only God can judge me." Say it to justify doing some of the stupidest and most ignorant things they can possibly do. Also, it gives cover for having an absolute lack of intelligence. KNOWING RIGHT FROM WRONG SHOULD BE REALLY SIMPLE, FOLKS.

I'm not in the business of impressing people... I'm in the business of UNDRESSING people.... and then taking pictures of them.....

Had a GREAT massage, and now am waiting for my car to pick me up for my ride to the airport! Had a great trip!

I may be qualified, for a one night stand. But I could never take the place of your man!

It's amusing the number of iModels who say the don't shoot nudes. Yet I find nude pics of em by BAD photographers no less on a TRADE! WTF is up with that? EPICFAIL

Heading down to the lake to shoot a couple shots. Last day in Tahoe! It was a great trip. I will be posting when I return home!

I am just loving the view from my room this morning... Sunrise is beautiful! Thanks to Hotels.Com Xtreme Booking :D

Up and at em.... Hotels.Com has some stuff planned for us today! It's gonna be a fun day if I can breath!

Just got in from an INCREDIBLE dinner thanks to Hotels.Com. Oh even the writers for @Playboy are GORGEOUS!!!!!

Heading out for drinks and dinner at the Lone Eagle Grille Incline Nevada with JT Holmes for Hotels.Com ... Nice room here!

Mediocrity will never congratulate excellence.

Packing and getting ready to head to the airport for Tahoe for the Hotels.Com Xtreme Booking press event! :D

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.

Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do.

is feeling special today! (not that helmet wearing, crayon eating, marker sniffing, window licking type of special).Ok, maybe a little.

RT @funnyordie: This might be a controversial stance, but fuck you bees. Everything about you. Honey's not even that great, Splenda is fine.

Now THAT'S an interesting thought. Rosanne Barr running for president ... REALLY? Some scary stuff.

Remember kids, If you are incapable of doing your job, someone else will do it. Everything is replaceable. Including you.

"Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness." - Napoleon Hill

What a busy week! Excited to be going to Spocom in Anaheim on Saturday! Are you going? You should!

I am soooo excited. I will be going to Lake Tahoe for the Hotels.com Skydive with JT Holmes to preview the new hotels.com mobile booking app

The truth will set you free ... ... but first, it will piss you off !

The rights of the individual will be protected so long as it doesn't conflict with the state!

Notice how awesome ends with "me" and ugly begins with "u"? ;)

believes everyone has a choice...You can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face.

Next time you think I give a f**k, Remember the 3 F's... if you aren't FEEDING me, FINANCING me, or F**KING me, I don't give a damn!

Women worry about the things men forget, while men worry about the things women remember. :D

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Before I turn in for the night I leave you with this - I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.

You can talk slick all the way down to the welfare. Ask the IRS bitch I'm paying for your healthcare!

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.

I love all of you, except for you and you and you at your desk at work, and you reading this, and you talking about how much you love your bf oh and also you too!

Came home to find a pair of Beats By Dre PRO headphones sitting in a box on the doorstep. Only appropriate to listen to KUSH with them!

For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice

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I just want the real deal. Please bypass me with all that fake shit.

Is it just me or doesn the new Adobe Dreamweaver CS5 SUCK?! I HATE when companies try and fix things that aren't broken to begin with!

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Good things MAY come to those who WAIT. But they're only the left overs from those who HUSTLE! Get on your GRIND!!!!

Don't come to me w/ any nonsense, I will cook you up some Truth & serve it to you on a Porcelain plate!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but believe me… it's still on the list

Isn't it weird that the person who brings out the best in you and makes you stronger, is actually your weakness?

My ex updated her Facebook status and said she was standing at the very edge of a cliff, so I poked her.

I want to extend a warm hello and thank you to all of my new followers. Hopefully you'll reach out and chat with me rather than lurk.

“Fuck this 'Don't speak ill of the dead' shit! People don't become better when they are dead; you just talk about them as if they are. But it's not true! People are still assholes, they are just dead assholes!

People say that I risk going too far. Only those who will Risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go!!!

IRONY: The first black president @BarackObama is a democrat. Yet the DEMOCRATS were against the 13th Amendment!

The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.

Michele Bachmann Homosexuality is indeed a CHOICE! Like being Black or Asian is a choice! DUMBBITCH & UR running 4 President??? Really?

I was just wondering. If they give you chips for Alcoholics Anonymous what do they give you at Gamblers Anonymous?

In my opinion the BIGGEST threat to the security of my nation is not terrorism. It is however IGNORANCE! And there's PLENTY of it!

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RANDOM FACT: During the Middle Ages, people signed legal contracts by making an "X" on the document and then kissing it to pledge their honor. That's how XX became shorthand for a smooch.

I think that whatever size or shape body you have, it's important to embrace it and get down! The female body is something that's so beautiful. I wish women would be proud of their bodies and not dis other women for being proud of theirs!

EVERYTIME I watch Criminal Minds I get the urge to get my guns and keep em close. What makes it so scary is there are crazies like these HA

Seriously people! Unless you're a recording artist you need to kill that autoplay videos and music shit on your sites!

Barriers, obstacles, difficulty, & hardships are lifes way of testing our will & true desire! So many today are unable to overcome them!

Dear Ken, Did you know Barbie's knees don't bend? Have fun with that... Sincerely, Bratz ..

RT @alyssa_milano: Empire State Building goes rainbow: http://t.co/2VkfTFr /via @BabyKat7889 <<< AWESOME! YAY @NoH8Campaign @NoH8

Congratulations to NYC for pushing down the first domino regarding Gay Marriage and setting the precedent that other states will follow!

Seems like a LOT of people are already unhappy with the new @Footloose idea. I didn't hear @KennyLoggins title track! NO GOOD! FOOTLOOSE

I can't help but think that a Footloose reboot is gonna SUCK! WTF? Will there be @KennyLoggins songs? Why mess with perfection???

Heard this & Liked it. Real women don't worry about being dimes because real men don't carry change! So TRUE!

Hot Tub Time Machine is some FUNNY stuff! If you could go back 20 years and change your life would you?

How is it that so many "Photographers" are whiny cry baby bitches?

So fucking pissed off at FB. What a STUPID fucking site! Myspace was much better and less restrictive on EVERYTHING!

Real recognizes real. I had to stop and consider how many of my friends were starting to be "unrecognizable".

RT @freakyfact: Women have a vaginal fluid that forms once she's stimulated. If ingested, it can help build your immune system. SayAhhhh

All these people worried about what you eat... Get off your fat lazy ass and it won't matter so much. JustSaying

Contrary to popular belief. I am NOT TOTALLY useless. I can be used as a bad example!

We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them!

Note for today - Guys, if a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one. Don't let her go.

Funny how so many of these "Models" want me to put them on game but very FEW will actually WORK for it! Pathetic actually

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

Goodnight everyone! Remember. Those with their own conservative right wing agenda don't care about your rights or safety! http://ping.fm/UfaX9

If there is a such thing as the Fairy Job Mother, it's fair to establish that she doesn't visit black neighborhoods.

Hmmmm @CrystalHarris and @HughHefner are getting married on the 18th of this month. I need to get my suit to the cleaners... :)

OK now that I'm ALMOST over being sea sick sitting at my desk, I need to start wrangling up some Bikes and Cars for the 6/25 shoot!

How are you gonna tell others they gotta stay in their own lanes when you haven't even gotten near the road yet? STFU

I wonder if I have anyone in the LA area who want's to cover the Red Cross' celebrity event PREPARELA+ 2morrow or Saturday

Just a though. Unless you're a singer/musician don't put autoplay music on your damn website! It's ANNOYING!

She only needs 40 more likes http://ow.ly/57bW3 please go and like @DivaMeeMee for the cover of Lowrider. Only 30min left to vote!

Please click the link http://ow.ly/57bW3 then click LIKE on the photo... Thank you so much.

http://ow.ly/573Tw Please Click and Like! Help @DivaMeeMee out! She'll post topless pics if she wins. :D

I protect my OWN freedom by not following ANYONES rules and laws but my own! How's that? :D

Graduates - Time to start working for one of those companies you so despised in your liberal arts school.

I am solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun.

Sorry your entire life feels like a let down after your ridiculously over the top wedding. :D

Remember ... It's NOT PRE-Marital sex if you don't get married! :D

New Sarah Palin Documentary, "The Undefeated," Reveals Filmmaker Doesn't Understand Outcome of 2008 Election

Please like the picture at this link - http://ow.ly/55k95 Help @DivaMeeMee out!

Child Support statistics beg to differ, homeboy. RT @ArnelBrown once you go black you never go back.... we never out of the picture!!

If another woman gives u dirty looks, smile, pay her a compliment & walk away. All she wants is to feel good about herself just as u do!

REALTALK - The hands that help are far better than the lips that pray.

Am I the only person who thinks it's fucking ridiculous that we put more importance on credentials than we do EXPERIENCE & Ability?

Today is Friday.... How will I make a difference?

Just got done watching GETTYSBURG will be airing on HISTORY Memorial Day! WOW A Must watch!!!

Life - It happens in a blink. Happens in flash. Happens in the time it took to look back. I try to hold on tight but there's no stopping time!

Why is the press even talking to that stupid ass Rapture preacher? He's a dumbass and ANYONE who believes him is a major moron!

Those who say that violence doesn't solve anything are in a way correct. SOMETIMES the mere THREAT of violence changes things!

I just found out that I am about to be recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur, and the Kodan Armada.

If you smacked a crying kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?

Haters are just confused admirers who can't understand why everybody like you!

Ummm Cialis and Viagra. If I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours Im not calling a Dr. I'm calling her friends!

Chatting with MTV's @RavenBarbarella live on UStream from The Electric Barbaraellas - Tune In http://ow.ly/4WVfC

Gearing up for the June 4th San Diego Boat Shoot. Still have a couple slots for models if you're interested.

Always remember. The future comes one day at a time!

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow...

Wonder who in Los Angeles would like to do a 1 on 1 interview with Def Jam artist Big Sean tomorrow in L.A?

Did you know that you can read back issues of the magazine simply by going to our site at http://ow.ly/4RsyA

Did you know that you can read back issues of the magazine simply by going to our site at http://ow.ly/4RsyA

Follow @RavenBarbarella and watch her show on MTV - The Electric Barbarellas. See the 1st episode here! http://ow.ly/4Q1Dj

I wonder who will be the first woman to play in the NBA will be! And WHEN will she start playing and for what team!

This might sound odd... but I actually miss the Cold War.... Can we please bring that back?

Those who are interested, will do what is CONVENIENT! Those who are committed, will do WHATEVER takes!

Ya'll saw High Speed Diva @RavenBarbarella on MTV's new show Electric Barbarella! Now check her crazy adventures at http://ow.ly/4PdMX

Yall should check out @OlivPrice first story for @FastLaneMag at http://ping.fm/GaEQ6 she did a great job!

Working on the Fast Lane Magazine Ringtone by @Chalice_Serrano who wants it? Check out the track at http://ow.ly/4Obfq

If fear stopped everyone dead in their tracks, everyone would be dead in their tracks. Perspective is our choice.

I constantly find it amusing how many people TELL you how much they want something but SHOW you how much they really don't!

WOMEN who vote AGAINST abortion make about as much sense as black people who purposely ride in the back of a bus! JustSaying

I Hate When Hoodrats Say Often Imitated Never Duplicated,Bitch I Know Alot Of Chicks Wit 8 Kids, 6 Baby Daddy's, Section 8 & Food Stamps!

Dear Westboro Baptist church! We have a funeral U can protest! It's in the middle of the Arabian Sea..We'll even help you pack!! SINCERELY, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA =)

"In case of emergency, notify:" I put "911". What's anyone else going to do?

RT @sinnamons: Same women wondering why there are no good men out there is cause HELLO U slept with all the losers why would some1 of quality come Ur way?

A prince gets married, the bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend here on Earth.

In the scope of things, besides satisfying America's need for REVENGE, what has the death of Bin Laden really accomplished?

Fame is a Vapor, Popularity an Accident, Riches take Wings. Only one thing endures and that is CHARACTER.

RT @fukuburger: So now we can pull our troops out, concentrate on alternative fuel systems & stay out of middle-east affairs? GottaDream

The success or failure you are experiencing today is the result of the decisions you have made in the past!

Wonder who all on here uses BBM! If so send me your BBM#

I cheated on my FEARS , broke up with my DOUBTS , got engaged with FAITH , and now I'm marrying my Dreams.

Why do people say stupid stuff like keep up the good work? What you're gonna start doing BAD work?

Haters are like crickets - Crickets make ALOT of noise, you hear it but u can't see them - Then right when u walk by them, they're quiet

You can only fully understand what youve done to others when someone does the same to you. PAYBACK.

"Money Can't Buy Happiness." Of course it can moron! That's just a lie broke people tell themselves to justify being broke!

I don't make decisions when I'm angry, and I NEVER make promises when I'm happy....

How can you tell if someone is Al-Qaida? Look at his watch... the Casio F-91 apparently has been linked to terrorists... EPICFAIL

I don't even need a watch.. I don't even see a clock.. soon as a I walk in.. it feels like ME O'CLOCK..

I would like to contribute to humanity in a positive and meaningful way. However, I expect to be paid an extravagant sum of money to do so.

I can't believe how long it's been since I last wrote a script! Gonna need about 100 cars and tons of models for this video shoot! FUN!

Getting ready for Diva selection for the Video Livin' in the Fast Lane by @Chalice_Serrano This is gonna be a hot music video!

Statement: America has become EVERYTHING the founders fought against! Please discuss.

When a man feels like he has no control over his surroundings that frustration will manifest itself involving police tape!

Giving up isn't an option, it's your doubt in your abilities. Failure isn't an option, it's your lack of constitution to overcome.

Sad how so many people confuse their WANT to know with NEED or even right to know.... Thats when you get leaks sites & other stupidity!

If Republicans had it their way 4/21 would be National Drug testing day.

Building a treehouse is like taking a guy, killing his friend, and then nailing that dead friend to the guy's forehead.

Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears.

I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise To fly! What are you here to do?

These GLEE fans need to be beat! How the hell you gonna say the GLEE version of ANY Journey song's better than JOURNEY's version? Dumb

Read a headline that said American's are EXCITED about Prince William's wedding? WHAT? What Americans and why? Stupid! You ain't invited!

The premiere of Electric Barbarellas airs on MTV May 4th! Featuring High Speed Diva @RavenElise Check her issue http://ow.ly/4DOjj

There are two kinds of people Those who say, I will believe it when I see it." And those who say, "To see it, I know I must believe it!

Whatever you're ready for is ready for you.

Hmmmm Dear iTunes just cuz I let you play ONE 80's song doesnt mean to play ALL 80's. And Turtle Power? REALLY???? HA HA HA

Nike Says I CAN do this! I say I WILL do this!

Live right now! http://ping.fm/wMVbe Dont miss out!

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Sneak Peek LIVE EVENT http://ping.fm/9vYCf via @FastLaneMag

We're giving our readers a special peek at of Rise of the Planet of the Apes today exclusively at http://ow.ly/4zuCk - Please RT!

RT @cobracommander: The nice thing about watching your country implode is I rarely have to lift a finger. You guys are on auto-pilot.

WOW! Amazing the only thing holding up the budget is planned parenthood! You mean our troops'll suffer cuz of your moral agenda? FUCKTARDS!

MEMO: There is no such thing as an "Import" model or "Urban" model. There is no need to state that you're available for PRINT work. EVERY "model" is available for print work!

I am so sick and tired of all the good press celebrities get for their work in OTHER countries no one gives a damn about. Work HERE at HOME!

I have decided that we do need to have a couple of Location scouts, and about three to six clothing stylists for our shoots!

Man I can't wait to start working on this music video for the Fast Lane Magazine Theme song by @ChaliceSerrano !

Pastor Terry Jones is a threat to our security and should be on trial 4 manslaughter. FEAR + GOD will never add up 2 LOVE. }:0>+

A Vision Without a Plan is Just a Hallucination. Every loser has a goal while winners always have a solid PLAN!

If youre going through hell keep on going! Dont slow down. If youre scared dont show it. You might get out fore the Devil knows youre there

Very interesting. Books about Jesus last days found? I wonder how this will affect the Christians. http://ow.ly/4qtww

"I would sleep with @Sn00ki for you" is the new, "I would take a bullet for you".

reading about all the trouble the cast of that Teen Mom show has gotten into & it occurs to me that show caters to the lowest intellects!

1 of the BEST scenes in a movie... The CSI scene in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle!

I'm trying to think of cities or states that have hit songs written about them... NY NY, Cali Girls, Sweet Home Alabama, Miami.. any others?

Remember whenever you see a successful person you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them.

Seems there is now evidence - God / Religion can make you OBESE!!!! http://ow.ly/4obIm

RT @funnyordie: Saw a guy with a sign that said, "God Loves You." Sure, but sometimes it's too hard, too often, from behind and not in a good way.

RT @willyferrell: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance....... The 5 stages of buying gas.

The last chance to win a chance to party with @AngelAlessandra and two other Victoria's Secret Angels! GO! http://ow.ly/4o2AL

Still time to win a trip to the Victoria's Secret pool party this Wednesday in Los Angeles! Check out the details here http://ow.ly/4nsjL

A broken heart is the worst. Its like having broken ribs. Nobody can see it, but it hurts every time you breathe.

I called out "Like a good Neighbor State Farm is there... with a really gorgeous blonde for me" then I realized I don't have state Farm.

I am wondering how many other sites like craigslist there are. That are actually worth posting to that is.

I know I havent posted to http://ping.fm/hZCVr in a while. But my next post going up in 15 minutes is gonna blow your minds! It's BIG!

RT @divadylanj: RT @FastLaneMag: @DivaMeeMee @ShawnaeB @DivaDylanJ On the Set @FastLaneMag - http://moby.to/i4nw0t

It's official. Fast Lane Magazine on Newsstands Sept 20, 2011 in US, Canada. Jan issue on stands Dec 27 US Canada, UK and Australia! :D Apply now! http://ow.ly/4j8ms

According to most Christians with all the things I've done in my life I will be going to Hell. If I am Imma make it worth the trip!

http://ping.fm/G6Hw7 Open model casting call!

Watching a season screener of Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency show. I WISH more iModels would watch it to LEARN HOW things really work!

Can't help thinking that Daniel Laruso was a real pain in the ass! KarateKid

A " friend with benefits" in reality is telling the person to their face that their good enough to f*ck, but not good enough to invest feelings in

Why are fools always so sure of themselves while those with wisdom are always full of doubt?

Early Morning Tomorrow - Going to bed. Goodnight All!

These are some REALLY stupid people! They should be taken out and shot in the head! 3D porn made her pregnant http://ow.ly/4etCB !

Checking out the Fast Lane Magazine toolbar for IE... pretty damn cool.

Currently on a protective detail of a couple of lil Divas... good thing for Naptime! WHEW!

I'm wondering how many fashion stylists there are in So Cali that I could work with. Can pull TONS of stuff but no 1 to do the pulling!

C.A.T - Delta 35th Bravo Squad- Dominos of death: Our motto: UR target dead in 30 min or less or your next 1's free! How we dealt w/ da bad

My honeycomb hide out is made of cash. I can never be a racist! All I can think about is waking up to count white faces!

Though the hurt doesn't show, the pain still grows, It's no stranger to you and me....

RT @djtalstudio: I posted 12 photos on Facebook in the album "Who Was The 1st high Speed Diva" http://fb.me/M28k1ii5

Taaaaaaaaaaaake Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake me hoooooooooooooooome 'cause I don't remember!!!! Well I've been a prisoner all my life ...

I am officially putting the the http://www.fastlane.com GlamSquad and future GlamSquad members and support on Ready 1 Alert Status! It's ON!

Finishing up the shoot sheets for 2012 and WOW do we have a great line-up of celebrities that we're shooting with! AWESOME!

The BEAUTY of SUCCESS is it does ALL the TALKING u don't wanna DO.

Webmasters - A tip from someone who had over 300 $-Making websites. Unless you're a recording artist DONT put autoplay music on your site!

@DJTalStudio and Miss @JennaJameson perhaps our January 2012 Covermodel and High Speed Diva for http://ow.ly/48FrZ Pic http://ow.ly/i/8QB7

Funny - How the politicians can be counted on to tell us who our enemies are. But they're never the ones to fight and to die!

OK UFC Fans... I'm meeting with Tito Ortiz today at the opening of his new Training center. Any Questions I should ask for the interview?

Have a sitdown interview with Tito Ortiz tomorrow... Any questions I should ask?

Isn't great to live in a country where lying to a congressman gets you 20 years but I congressman lying to you gets them two years in office

High Speed Divas are like Diamonds. They can't be made. You have to find them. Each one is unique! So I'm lookin http://ow.ly/45hQW

Why do SOME males call a girl a "SLUT" when she rejects their advances? If she were a "SLUT" wouldn't you get it from her?

Have you ever noticed that the best moments in your life you're either laughing of dancing? And sometimes laughing cuz yer dancing!

We are looking for a brunette So Cali lady for the cover of our December 2011 issue. If interested apply http://ow.ly/445mH now. We're shooting in the snow in 2 weeks.

For those seeking increased branding and visibility. Check out our Media Kit - We can work with any budget. http://ow.ly/42ULd

The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a FEW of the things I control in my world!

Why is it that I have an unyeilding urge to beat the shit out of weak ass bitch people who WANT to be victims in their own lives?

We're preparing for our Winter Wonderland shoot for our December 2011 issue. Looking for models and outfits and accessories. Hit us up!

If he brings a knife, I bring a gun. If you put one of mine in the hospital, I'll put one of yours in the morgue. That's MY way!

All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work.

A real man can't stand seeing his woman hurt. He is careful with his decisions and actions so he never have to be responsible for her pain.

Why are so many people under the mistaken ASSumption that if they hesitate or pass up an opportunity that it will be given again?

Success is less about luck than it is the result of a carefully selected path. :D

RT @martyflawrence: you pregnant again …b*tch you didn't take care of the first 4 babies!!! <<< He must know my bro's "wife"

Wonder who is going to be on gracing the Dec 2011 issue of Fast Lane Lifestyle Magazine in the US, CA, UK, AU? http://ow.ly/3Xcdz

Am I ready? My ready was up and running long before your ready started getting ready.

When will humans understand that your dogs and cats do NOT like being hugged! It's like punking them in prison!

The reason the USA has a black man as president is because George W. Bush messed up so bad he made it too hard for a white man to run! :D

Make foreplay an all day thing. Kiss your partner throughout the day. Touch, hug, caress, etc.

While good things may come to those who wait. They're only the left overs from those who hustle! STOP praying and waiting! Get busy! :D

Rapunzel tells us one thing about love. Climbing the highest tower is less difficult if someone at the end gives you the reason to hold on.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? Their target audience is women.

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease eachother, knock down eachother, irritate eachother, but can't live without each other.

What should you give a man who has everything? A mute nymphomanic 18 year old girlfriend.

Girls these days look so hard and so far for their prince charming that they don't see the nearby shrek who loves them and has been waiting.

Talk to your partner. Tell each other what feels good. Share fantasies and ideas.

Growing relationship isn't determined by how much we have in common but by how graciously we deal with our differences.

RT @omgfactssex: Until 1965, married couples in the U.S. could be arrested for using birth control.

Just a quick note: I QUIT!!!!! I'm done! I give up!

LADIES have children, HOES get knockd up LADIES care 4 others, HOES just dont give a f**k LADIES appreciate what I tweet, HOES r mad as hell

I really don't understand why people are following me yet don't say anything.... Just odd!

That "Drink Responsibly" stuff is really STUPID! Just say "Don't Drink and Drive!" There is NO question what that means! FAIL

According to research, men retain less information when it is delivered by an attractive female.

So @GhostfaceKillah is looking for beats and this is the email to submit vellionaire@yahoo.com and he listens to all of them no matter who

PR Reps/MGRS Please pitch your movie, fashion, music actor clients for feature consideration to us! Get in the Fast Lane! http://ow.ly/3PZjN

PR Reps/MGRS Please pitch your movie, fashion, music actor clients for feature consideration to us! Get in the Fast Lane! http://ow.ly/3PZjN

PR Reps/MGRS Please pitch your movie, fashion, music actor clients for feature consideration to us! Get in the Fast Lane! http://ow.ly/3PZjN

Just a quick note... Unless you're a recording artist Music on your website that autoplays is really stupid and causes people to leave!

PR Reps/MGRS Please pitch your movie, fashion, music actor clients for feature consideration to us! Get in the Fast Lane! http://ow.ly/3PZjN

PR Reps/MGRS Please pitch your movie, fashion, music actor clients for feature consideration to us! Get in the Fast Lane! http://ow.ly/3PZjN

Need a hot blonde who isnt shy in So Cali for our winter wonderland shoot for the Dec 2011 issue. Check http://ow.ly/3P6Ya for information!

The exact same amount of time, effort, and energy goes into becoming wealthy as does working for a living! What's YOUR choice?

People are drawn to reality television because it's a great escape from REALITY

Can't believe that I can't find anyone in the Dallas area to cover the @Playboy Superbowl & Other parties... SHeesh Losers

How to bully proof your child - Teach them to beat the shit out of the bully... They'll stop and others will think twice about it!

Oh, why? That's what I keep askin' Was there anything I could have said or done? Oh, I had no clue you were masking A troubled soul, God only knows what went wrong. And why you'd leave the stage in the middle of a song.

Leadership is not a position, its an action! It's done from the front not the top. :D

You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything. Never compromise what's right and uphold your family name!

World's greatest movie quotes "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

I need writers in Dallas TEXAS... to cover the Playboy Superbowl parties at the Bud Light Hotel... Feb. 3 - 6th

Wondering if there those who can write well that want to go to the Super Bowl Playboy party on our behalf in Dallas.....

GAWDDAMNIT PEOPLE!!!!! STOP STOP STOP putting fucking music that auto plays on your freaking site! It's NOT exciting nor fun. It's ANNOYING

To me.... Money is like terrorists to the U.S. government. I'm always trying to catch some!

Rambo III is on... maybe people need to pay attention to what Richard Crenna tells the Russian officer about the people in Afghanistan!

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. =4ALL NOH8

@travelbully Faith is the assured expectation of things to come though not yet beheld. :D

A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved. He inspires the power and energy to get it done.

No matter where you stand in life, what you do or say... There will always be a hater somewhere.

I think American parents focus too much on their child's "Self Esteem" rather than their strengths. I think that makes for a WEAK society... Discuss

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavour.

I went to Lowe's with a bucket of Legos and asked the manager if we could build something together. she threw me out.

Gotta wonder - The asshole who shot the congresswoman and 9 other victims in Tucson - We KNOW he's guilty. What's the trial about? End HIM!

I REALLY need to get more organized and have my day organized. I think I need an assistant....

How do you find a Vegan at a dinner party?.... Don't worry. They will let you know.

In America there will eventually be a president who used to play Pokeman as a child. Scary!!!!

It occurs to me that the biggest danger the American people have in terms of their freedom; is the American people!

Got asked to host Billboard's Q&A with Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D on our site http://ow.ly/3ymXV Would anyone be interested in participating?

Never say “no” to sex with your man. There is always someone waiting around the corner with her panties around her ankles!

Whats up with that? You got me on hold? What U think U dope on a rope? NOPE! What I'm supposed to sweat you? U sposed 2 run all over me? ZERO on the strength

Does anyone else find it odd that they can't keep guns out of the hood, but try selling a bootleg copy of Windows

I am currently debating the creation of the Alt Diva position for the mag. Meaning a model who is tatted & or Pierced.... What do you think?

I'm finally checkin this new Keith Sweat Album Test Drive and WOW! Some serious baby makers on here! Check out http://ping.fm/o49rl

There are two types of people. People who accomplish things, & people who claim 2 have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

Hey yall check out @Chalice_Serrano 's new track for us at http://ping.fm/EoVpA Full song and music video coming very soon!