Women worry about the things men forget, while men worry about the things women remember. :D

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Before I turn in for the night I leave you with this - I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.

You can talk slick all the way down to the welfare. Ask the IRS bitch I'm paying for your healthcare!

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.

I love all of you, except for you and you and you at your desk at work, and you reading this, and you talking about how much you love your bf oh and also you too!

Came home to find a pair of Beats By Dre PRO headphones sitting in a box on the doorstep. Only appropriate to listen to KUSH with them!

For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice

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I just want the real deal. Please bypass me with all that fake shit.

Is it just me or doesn the new Adobe Dreamweaver CS5 SUCK?! I HATE when companies try and fix things that aren't broken to begin with!

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Good things MAY come to those who WAIT. But they're only the left overs from those who HUSTLE! Get on your GRIND!!!!

Don't come to me w/ any nonsense, I will cook you up some Truth & serve it to you on a Porcelain plate!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but believe me… it's still on the list

Isn't it weird that the person who brings out the best in you and makes you stronger, is actually your weakness?

My ex updated her Facebook status and said she was standing at the very edge of a cliff, so I poked her.

I want to extend a warm hello and thank you to all of my new followers. Hopefully you'll reach out and chat with me rather than lurk.

“Fuck this 'Don't speak ill of the dead' shit! People don't become better when they are dead; you just talk about them as if they are. But it's not true! People are still assholes, they are just dead assholes!

People say that I risk going too far. Only those who will Risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go!!!

IRONY: The first black president @BarackObama is a democrat. Yet the DEMOCRATS were against the 13th Amendment!

The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.

Michele Bachmann Homosexuality is indeed a CHOICE! Like being Black or Asian is a choice! DUMBBITCH & UR running 4 President??? Really?

I was just wondering. If they give you chips for Alcoholics Anonymous what do they give you at Gamblers Anonymous?

In my opinion the BIGGEST threat to the security of my nation is not terrorism. It is however IGNORANCE! And there's PLENTY of it!

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RANDOM FACT: During the Middle Ages, people signed legal contracts by making an "X" on the document and then kissing it to pledge their honor. That's how XX became shorthand for a smooch.

I think that whatever size or shape body you have, it's important to embrace it and get down! The female body is something that's so beautiful. I wish women would be proud of their bodies and not dis other women for being proud of theirs!

EVERYTIME I watch Criminal Minds I get the urge to get my guns and keep em close. What makes it so scary is there are crazies like these HA

Seriously people! Unless you're a recording artist you need to kill that autoplay videos and music shit on your sites!

Barriers, obstacles, difficulty, & hardships are lifes way of testing our will & true desire! So many today are unable to overcome them!